cmnedark:

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riteofswing:

ultrafacts:

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2000 years later: “The strange glyphs appearing on gravestones from the early 21st century onward remain a mystery. These astoundingly complex patterns (no two exactly the same) have been found on many other 21st century artifacts, and are believed to have religious significance. Recovered images suggest they were probably sacred to the ancient North American god, Apple, and were meant to ensure that the departed would continue to be financially successful in the afterlife.”

As an archaeologist I can confirm that that is pretty much exactly what will happen in the future.

Okay but now I’m imagining archaeologists somehow finding this post and translating it, and once it’s done they read it and just throw a fucking tantrum cause they got shit on 2,000 years in the past.